We had visitors in town this weekend, and Brad got me started on reading his New Yorker magazines. I was particularly intrigued by the cartoon caption contest, so I looked into it a bit more online today, and:
I entered in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest.
My submission was “With all due respect, Officer, I must say that my friend Debbie sure has some good pot!”
As I haven’t read very much of their work, I’m not sure the New Yorker will appreciate this humor or find it offensive. The prize is a copy of the cartoon with the caption, signed by the artists who drew it. Here’s hoping.
Fun factor: 7
9 Comments
May 27, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I played copycat and entered.
My entry is the following:
Officer, I didn’t realize an official escort to the Promise Land would have so many options.
May 27, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Advantage Loyster.
May 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I didn’t enter the contest ,but here is my caption: “But officer, the person who accosted me looked more like Fonzie.”
May 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm
How about this: “Yes, Miss Coughlin, I think the hairy young fellow in the back may be your missing dog, Max.”
May 28, 2008 at 5:25 am
She-Doggs,
If there is any Karma in the afterworld at all, then Max is sitting at the right hand of Satan, in all his flea-infested glory.
May 28, 2008 at 5:16 pm
“But officer, I had no idea, my husband said he was going bowling tonight.”
May 29, 2008 at 6:42 am
“While the guy with the horns looks oddly familiar, unfortunately Officer, I have to claim the fat, half-naked guy. Come on Stan, you’re free.”
May 29, 2008 at 11:35 am
Kelly,
Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Here’s another one……..
“Yes Officer, they’re all wearing the clothes that were taken from my suitcase. Like I said, I’m on my honeymoon.”
As you can tell…..I’m very motivated at work this week.