Oh, hi there! Where have you been? I won’t embarrass you by scolding you for your unfounded and heartless abandonment over these past few months. I’m just glad you’re back. I wondered if you left because I’m not aging well, so while you were gone, I’ve been busy. For starters:
I got make-up airbrushed on my face.
This new thing was done before friend Christina’s wedding. Knowing about this wedding for a year in advance, I had plans to lose 20 pounds, tan and learn to speak Russian. 0 for 3. So, I jumped on the train of bridesmaids who were getting their make-up airbrushed and the results looked awesome. Though, I must say, when I gave the make-up artist permission to post ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on her website, I forgot I was up until 8:00am the morning-of doing meth.
Fun factor: 10
4 Comments
June 16, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Looks like you picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue! Is this actually you writing again or some Vulcan mind meld thing going on?
June 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
By airbrushed, do they mean “will provide mask to take home”?
Glad to see your back cogsy….check out Mindless Mom soon, I’ve been typing all morning…..
June 30, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Might want to make airbrushing permanent.
Good to have you back…
July 8, 2009 at 8:28 pm
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