I just want to reward those of you who are regular readers by sharing some behind-the-scenes stats. Today my blog was found by two unrelated but equally menacing Internet searches, which are transcribed below.
“Defile U.S. currency”
“Oops I crapped my pantyhose”
I’m not sure what this means for you as a reader, but I’m planning on considering [...]
I met an Iron Chef.
And I acted like Cindy Brady. Do you remember that episode when she’s all cocky because she’s chosen to be on the televised game show and suddenly she becomes too good for her siblings? When she finally gets on stage and the camera zooms in on her annoying mug she clams [...]
I packed lots of weird shit when I went home last weekend: citronella candles for my mother, a miniature picnic table condiment holder for my father and random other things for the nieces and nephew. This left little room for things like purses and underwear. What’s a girl to do?
I used my camera case [...]
