My new thing for today seemed so much funnier during its inception.
I pranked my parents.
I protected my identity by dialing *67 before their number.
Me (in a super lame voice): “Is Frank there?”
Frank: “This is.”
Me: “Uh, hi. This is Jose.”
The delivery and content both could have been better. All around major buzzkill. The most demeaning part was when I called back to tell my dad what had just transpired in that mysterious 2 second call, and he said, “really scraping the bottom of the barrel there, huh?”
Fun Factor: 2