In addition to my membership affiliations with SAG and Mensa, I also belong to a classier, less-celebrated group that serves the public: those that log dollar bills through “wheresgeorge.com”. We are a quiet genius, requiring little recognition for our civic duty. Basically it’s a website that allows you to track where a dollar bill has been, hence the clever moniker. If you see a bill that has been stamped with “wheresgeorge.com” you can log on and see where it’s been. I’ve done it several times and usually come up with a distance travelled somewhere in the range of .6-2 miles. This makes me angry. Today I was feeling really crazy and decided to tug on the balls of fate.
I dispursed wheresgeorge.com bills throughout the country.
I sent stamped dollar bills to my friends who live the furthest from me, so that my fellow WG members could experience the excitement of locating such a well-travelled bill. This was a high risk move as I am unsure whether or not this is frowned upon. I could be blackballed just by making this action known.
Fun Factor: 7