Like most level-headed citizens, I have storage space in my closet dedicated solely (pun intended) to housing those socks that have been abandoned by their mates. I remain unaware of how exactly this transpires, but, in any event, the problem is widespread and many of the stash are orphaned for the rest of their lives. I felt it was time to allow the destitute, bastard socks the opportunity to make something of themselves. So:
Wikihow continues to arm me with a wide variety of meaningful and scientific instructional guides in order to keep this project interesting. Alas, I am currently watching the Packers/Giants game with my neck resting comfortably on a sock full of hot rice.
Fun Factor: 5