#23- Open Mic Night Coming Soon

Today I am resentful of living in Chicago.  Most people would agree that it’s fun here half the time.  The winter blows, the summer is sweet.  I have written a couple of pieces to describe how I feel today, thus my new thing for today:

I wrote a haiku poem.

 I Want To Kill You

 Oh City of Chicago

 When You Snow Like So

After I wrote the first one, I realized I was placing blame on the wrong party, so I made right and drafted this next gem. 

Oh Mother Nature

You Are Indeed A Whore-bag

Please Stop This Cold Now

I’m sure those skeptical readers (ahem, Emily) might post hateful comments that insinuate that I must have written a haiku in third grade as part of my compulsory education.  I have asthma and allergies.  I was absent a lot.

 Fun Factor: 8 (more points because the spell-check corrected “whorebag” to      “whore-bag”)


6 Comments Add yours

  1. organicsyes says:

    Bitter wind and snow
    Fall upon my face like glass
    Wish it was summer

    How’s that for 6th grade Haiku? Freezing here in Michigan…love the fun factor 8!

  2. Frank says:

    I am so handsome
    Most people are so jealous
    But that is okay

  3. Suz says:

    That’s exactly why I moved to Charlotte. I am never leaving the south….

  4. Loyster says:

    Please stop typing Frank
    Beginning to freak me
    Get your own blog soon

    On second thought…..

    Keep typing comments
    It’s the most I’ve heard from you
    Since “dolls, make something……”

    🙂 Keep up the good work Shea and Frank! 🙂

  5. cogsy says:

    You forgot the first word in the famous quote. “COLOR, play with your dolls, make something.”

  6. Loyster says:

    I didn’t forget. I was trying to keep to the rules of haiku writing.

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