There’s been something missing lately when I’ve been surfing through magazines, and I finally figured out what’s lacking: the formerly ubiquitous milk advertisements. Who am I to sit around when there is a societal need to be filled?
I made my own Got Milk? advertisement.
The text portion of my ad would read:
The life of a blogger is so unpredictable. One day I’m folding towels shaped like pachyderms, the next I’m off on location filming a milk commercial. It’s so important that I have strong bones and teeth to maintain this fast-paced lifestyle. Apparently it also doesn’t hurt to emulate a 12-year-old Russian boy.
Fun factor: 8