Upon reflection of this earlier post, I began to wonder, is Frank’s Hot Sauce really my favorite brand? Have I given other brands a fair shot at the title? No, I haven’t. So, tonight:
I performed a blind taste test.
I asked my trusty assistant to administer an unbiased arrangement of the various brands while I prepared myself for the challenge in the adjacent room. There may or may not have been a Jock Jams CD playing.
So, I dipped my finger in each one, and cleansed my palate with a chug of water post-taste. The assistant wouldn’t let me try them with chips, as he insisted the salt would taint the true taste of the hot sauce. He acts like he studies this shit all day.
Moral of this story: Wear a diaper to bed if you try this after 7pm.
Fun Factor: 10