Last weekend I worked a lot. Consequently, I spent a lot of time feeling sorry for myself. And just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, Andy Rooney’s ugly mug appeared on the screen for his weekly 60 minutes segment. His bit was about how he loathes swear words, and also dislikes when he hears other people use them. Well, I say fuck off, Andy Rooney. It’s time for another list. So, my new thing involves answering the famous question James Lipton asks of his guests and:
I ranked my favorite swear/derogatory words and phrases.
1. noun, verb, adverb, adjective: F$uck (or any variation therein)
2. verb (phrase): Blow me
3. noun: Butthole
4. noun: Shitstain
5. noun: f$ckstick
I really don’t swear that much though. Honestly.
Fun factor: 7