Hey out there. Sorry for neglecting you, cyber-world, but the blog was depressed and had its period. It wanted to be left alone for a week or so. I think it spent the majority of time surfing porn.
In the mean time, I’ve been doing new things and I will update as fast as I can, including:
I found my “good side.”
It was an average week night of taking pics of myself on the webcam and manipulating them to look like Warhols. I noticed one of my profiles was significantly more hideous than the other. Wow. It’s like the Seinfeld episode when Jerry dates the woman who is pretty in certain lights and heinous in others.
Bad side (taken right after I crapped my pants):
Fun factor: 5