#128- The joys of high fructose corn syrup


As wise man Fat Bastard once said, “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat.” My motto is somewhat the reverse of this in that eating makes me happy, and I’m happy in part because I eat. Nevertheless, I’m notorious for making food choices that might repulse the average human, including but not limited to an egg salad sandwich from UDF in Oxford, Ohio and a Polish sausage from Wal-Mart.  I’d never made the commitment move to the grocery deli until recently when:

I purchased an entire pre-made pie from a grocery store deli.

Do people actually do this on a regular basis?  As anticipated, this French Silk Oreo madness concoction was as delicious as its ingredient list was long.   Don’t try this one at home, kids.

Fun factor: 8


11 Comments Add yours

  1. She-Doggs says:

    What??!! I thought everybody did this. I am a special fan of those grocery store birthday cakes…gritty sweet roses and all. Ice cream optional. The perfect breakfast food, it gets you off to a great start and one of those 8″ babies will last for at least 4-5 days.

  2. Abby says:

    i’ve witnessed both the udf and the wal-mart feasts. unlike those, this choice looks amazingly delicious. i’m shocked it’s not a 10. i’m with she-doggs – the birthday sheet cakes are unreal – and, surprisingly, even better in the morning.

  3. Kate says:

    UDF was so awesome

  4. Johanna says:

    I am speechless after reading the response from She-Doggs. Does anyone know her true identity? I don’t.

  5. Abby says:

    ok after watching this video and literally slapping my knee hunched over laughing, i BEG you to make your own youtube video singing lady marmalade. BEG YOU. it’s a guaranteed TEN for you for the day.
    only watch this if you have a good four minutes to watch the entire thing. you’ll thank me later.

  6. She-Doggs says:

    Sorry, Abby, I had enough at less than one minute. Don’t these you tube people have some kind of standards??? Any whatsoever? Surely Chester the Molester is all over this. Disgraceful.

  7. jfrank1529 says:


  8. Abby says:

    she-doggs, i forwarded that video to so many, and, like you, everyone HATED it! i apologize for the recommendation! why the heck am i still laughing at it?! i would still love to see shea’s rendition of lady marmalade.

  9. Johanna says:

    Abby, you have a supporter in me. I thought it was hilarious! Does anyone know what was on his bed? Was it a rabbit? How disturbing!

  10. Bomber says:

    great, of course when i go to look at the clip it’s “no longer available”.

  11. Johanna says:

    bomb.com-next time try visiting Shea’s blog more often than every 2 weeks. Sheesh.

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