As wise man Fat Bastard once said, “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat.” My motto is somewhat the reverse of this in that eating makes me happy, and I’m happy in part because I eat. Nevertheless, I’m notorious for making food choices that might repulse the average human, including but not limited to an egg salad sandwich from UDF in Oxford, Ohio and a Polish sausage from Wal-Mart. I’d never made the commitment move to the grocery deli until recently when:
I purchased an entire pre-made pie from a grocery store deli.
Do people actually do this on a regular basis? As anticipated, this French Silk Oreo madness concoction was as delicious as its ingredient list was long. Don’t try this one at home, kids.
Fun factor: 8