Tonight I am sitting at home relaxing. Nothing planned, not too many immediate stresses. We have no beer or drinkable wine in the house, so how about a cocktail? With virtually no liquid mixers, I was forced to be creative.
I invented a cocktail.
The epicurean ingredients:
The end product:
RECIPE: one shot cheap vodka, 6 oz. water, 2 teaspoons Country Time dry lemonade mix, a pinch of desperation, a dash of maraschino cherry juice (from jar), 3 maraschino cherries. Mix. Drink. Wince. Wish you had friends.
Fun factor: 8