Potential Overkill

Many of you have shared your delight for the photo caption contests.  Regardless of the fact that most of you who have done so share the same last name, who am I to keep the people from having what they want?  I didn’t want to keep posting the contests on this blog, as it would…

#155- Is this a new low?

As mentioned in the previous post, I’m sick and bored tonight.  So, I played myself in Scrabble.  It wasn’t nearly as fun talking shit to myself as to a real opponent when I got to use a triple letter score on the “j” in eject.   Fun factor: 5

#154- It’s just not natural.

I’ve been sick for over a week now.  Tonight I had a night to do nothing but rest, so I spent most of it flipping through the channels aimlessly.  Among several other quality programs,  I watched the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.  Depression ensued.   Fun factor: 6

#153- Our new buddy, Chaz

Last Saturday Nick had a birthday.   Since it was a special occasion, I planned a special dinner, and: I ate at Charlie Trotter’s.   The night was amazing.  The man, the myth, HIMSELF came over to our table to chat after our server told him that Nick was in culinary school.  I think Nick…

#151- Mission Accomplished

My friends Billy and Emily got engaged recently, so: I threw them a surprise party. The party ended up being really fun despite the fact that beforehand I threatened most of the guests with injury if they spilled the beans. Willis and Emily enter the room.  Rumor has it one of them shit their trousers….

#150- Idle threat

My family has many holiday traditions- decorating the Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving, shoveling obscene amounts of food into our mouths from November through February, and watching terrible holiday specials starring Dolly Parton.  Making gingerbread houses never seemed to fit in with our flashy lifestyle. So:   I decorated a gingerbread house.   Over…