#174- Officially convinced all celebrities are living a lie


Oh, hi there!  Where have you been?  I won’t embarrass you by scolding you for your unfounded and heartless abandonment over these past few months.  I’m just glad you’re back.  I wondered if you left because I’m not aging well, so while you were gone, I’ve been busy.  For starters:

I got make-up airbrushed on my face.  

This new thing was done before friend Christina’s wedding.  Knowing about this wedding for a year in advance, I had plans to lose 20 pounds, tan and learn to speak Russian.  0 for 3.  So, I jumped on the train of bridesmaids who were getting their make-up airbrushed and the results looked awesome.  Though, I must say, when I gave the make-up artist permission to post ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on her website, I forgot I was up until 8:00am the morning-of doing meth.







Fun factor: 10


4 Comments Add yours

  1. Frank says:

    Looks like you picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue! Is this actually you writing again or some Vulcan mind meld thing going on?

  2. Loyster says:

    By airbrushed, do they mean “will provide mask to take home”?


    Glad to see your back cogsy….check out Mindless Mom soon, I’ve been typing all morning…..

  3. Jon says:

    Might want to make airbrushing permanent.

    Good to have you back…

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