Oh, hi there! Where have you been? I won’t embarrass you by scolding you for your unfounded and heartless abandonment over these past few months. I’m just glad you’re back. I wondered if you left because I’m not aging well, so while you were gone, I’ve been busy. For starters:
I got make-up airbrushed on my face.
This new thing was done before friend Christina’s wedding. Knowing about this wedding for a year in advance, I had plans to lose 20 pounds, tan and learn to speak Russian. 0 for 3. So, I jumped on the train of bridesmaids who were getting their make-up airbrushed and the results looked awesome. Though, I must say, when I gave the make-up artist permission to post ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on her website, I forgot I was up until 8:00am the morning-of doing meth.
Fun factor: 10