Among the many respectable goals on my life list was to bet on a horse race. You want horse races? Kentucky will shove horse races right up your ass if you ask it to. On a recent trip to the Bluegrass State, a group of us visited Keeneland for some Saturday fun and:
I bet on a horse race.
I bet $5. The woman helping me didn’t give a shit that it was my first bet ever. She did mention she knew a good hairdresser that specialized in dye-jobs.
Watching my horse’s race. Still could use a dye-job. And some posture lessons.
My horse came in dead last. Gambling blows and I hate horses.
Fun factor: 7